I finally get to see the pictures of this one girl that I’ve had such a lady crush on for, like, four years, but she didn’t go to my school and my brother was a huge dick to her, so I could never add her.
We would hang out SO much if he lived here. By “SO much” I mean that I would call him all the time and he would ignore my calls.
| — | Mr. Hemingway. I relate to this. I write best when I’m a little drunk and a lot angry. |
Maybe you should let him think for himself instead of forcing your opinions on him when he’s, like, 6.
sAsSy Ev3N wHeN siLeNt.
I saw The Princess and The Frog. I really enjoyed it, but nobody could replace this lady in my heart.
My dad refers to Meryl Streep as “that old bitch” as in “Hey, is that old bitch coming out in anything this year?”
You have dead eyes. Your eyes are dead. And your voice has no expression. You seriously get paid for this shit?
Your 15 minutes were over in 2003. Get over it. It’s not going to happen again. Stop trying to make it happen again.
“Are you dooone yet.” was made into “Are you spooned yet?” a few weeks back.
Thanks for developing awesome catch phrases for me, baby. Also, thank you for finally stopping to correct “fuck” as “duck”. Mommy’s little learner <3
Hey, do you regret doing Twilight yet?
I wonder if he can make it to the fifth movie without OD-ing due to regret and lack of privacy. <3 rip, angelinthewind.
